How to get there, see a match, have fun, and get home alive.

There’s nothing going on today. Well, Wenger said despite his summer attempts to get the player he’s no longer interested in buying Inler and is holding out for someone of “special class” and we all know that means the press expects Wenger to nick himself Arshavin for the cut rate price of £15m.  Wenger mentions this season’s Champions League qualifications as no obstacle because this player he’s got his eye on is one for the future so I have to wonder if he isn’t going to up his bid for Alonso. Liverpool have several holding midfielders and seem to be stockpiling them so I’m going to say my feeling is Arsenal are going to spend silly-ish money and bring Alonso to the club for £20m. Either that or they are going to get downright stoopid and bid £75m for Ashley Young. I don’t know, he might be worth it, the English refs love to give him and Villa the benefit of the doubt on every questionable call — going so far as to overturn their own decisions in his favor. I mean, £75m to buy every English ref? That’s not a bad price at all.

Since there is precious little going on and since I have been asked several times for my expertise in traveling to London and seeing matches I figured I should write a piece to help you get there, see a match, have fun, and get home alive. So, without any further ado…


I hate flying. More specifically, I hate taking off, landing, and the middle part where you’re stuck in a cramped space for 9 hours. I also have a lot of anxiety over flying which is why my first tip is: drugs, get some drugs. You’re not cheating the system if you go to your doctor and say “I have travel anxiety” and he prescribes you some Lorazepam. In fact, you’re making the flight more enjoyable! Not that airlines lack entertainment: now days, all British Air intercontinental flights have some insanely cool entertainment options. Last time, I watched like 4 movies, an FA cup final replay (Arsenal and Man U) and some television programs — all for free, all from the “comfort” of my chair.

Other than drugs, the other thing I recommend is to use Orbitz or one of the other online places to figure out which days are cheapest to fly in your area. Over here, non-stop flights to London that depart and return on Mondays through Thursdays are the cheapest. Figure in one day of travel to fly from America to London (from Seattle, it takes 17 hours to fly over there and like 1 hour to fly back) and plan accordingly. If you leave on a Thursday night you will arrive on Friday morning. I like to leave on Thursdays and return on Tuesdays: 4 nights is more than enough for me.

Once you land, you will need to get into town and to your hotel (I always stay in London proper) save your money and take the tube — the express train is very fast but it costs like $60 and the tube costs like $10, cheaper if you buy an Oyster visitor pass. I buy a daily pass every day so that I can go to all the places I want without hassling with buying tickets every time I go somewhere. This year I’m going to try the Oyster pass — it looks like I’ll save some coin. Also, the daily tube passes are good on the buses as well. Public transport in London is pretty much awesome.

One other trick that I can pass on is that since you’re going to be there for just 4 nights you need to acclimate yourself to their time quickly. What I do is 100% opposite of what all the travel places recommend: I don’t drink on the plane but when I land, I get settled in, then I go out and drink a lot. A LOT. This makes me pass out and wake up at a normal-ish time. Works for me.


Skip the “Bed and Breakfasts” and stick to a package deal. If you look around enough you might save a few dollars by staying at some place that sounds quaint but trust me, nothing beats modern amenities — like having your own toilet. Oh and you will see the words “en suite” when the hotel room you are staying in has its own bathroom.  Trust me, not sharing a toilet with 30 other people is totally worth a few extra dollars.


I bring a laptop, a camera, and two cell phones. The laptop, obviously is to get directions, write my blog, check my email, etc. Just make sure that you bring proof of ownership with you because when you land in the States, customs can make you pay tax on the item. Also, clean off any files that you don’t want the customs agent to look at, in America the border agents can now look at every file on your computer if they want. Most hotel lobby’s have free wifi but everywhere else is pay as you go and it can get very expensive.

I bring two cell phones because I need a phone here and a phone there and because unlocking your cell phone can be a pain in the ass and is no guarantee that the sim card you buy in London will work. So, I bring my regular phone and a cheap-ass Nokia that I got last time I was there.  I know the cheap phone works over there and I can get a sim card with 60 minutes on it for $15.

Trust me, it’s worth it to have a cell phone: everyone in London has them so you won’t be able to hook up without it and pay phone prices are retardulous. I had to call my bank once from a pay phone (because they cut off my card when they saw it get used in London — which I could have avoided by simply calling them and alerting them that I was going to London) and I swear to you it cost me $30 to make a 10 minute international call.

Match Tickets

There are basically four ways to get match tickets: become a red level member and buy them through the club, become a member of your local official supporters club and get them through them, get them from another member, or go to a scalper (they are called “touts” in England).

I have done all of these and by far the easiest is the first. Yes, you have to wait until a month before the match to buy the tickets. Yes, you cannot get away tickets. Yes, you would be very lucky to get tickets to a big match (Man U, etc). But, it’s easy and requires no special paperwork. Pick a match that won’t be sold out (I’m picking Sunderland this year) book your flight and don’t worry — you will get a seat at a match like that. Just remember to logon as soon as the tickets go on sale (local London time) and you’ll be fine.

In the past, I got tickets on Craigslist but that was because I needed one for me and my girlfriend and when you buy tickets through the club everyone needs to be a member. Rather than buy her a one year membership and the match tickets I just went on Craigslist and bought them from another season ticket holder. Technically, buying tickets this way is only illegal if the owner sells the ticket over face value.

I’ve also gone through a “tout” and my only advice is that if you’re going to do this, use your hotel concierge.  Reselling tickets above face value is highly illegal in England, if you get caught you can be banned from the stadium for life, be made to pay a fine, and go to jail. Also, be prepared to pay a huge “tax” on the cost of the ticket — they know you’re a foreigner and charge accordingly. Finally, I can’t dissuade you enough from doing this, when I did it I carried around some dude’s season ticket (basically his membership card) for two whole days and I was terrified of losing it, or having it stolen. That kind of thing can ruin your trip.

Your official supporters club ticket agent can get tickets to almost any match, but you have to ask two months in advance. This is completely legal and grants you access to some of the more difficult match days. Check their local charter for details.

One final thing, there is a huge price difference between the upper bowl and the lower bowl and there is a reason for it. Contrary to the way we design stadiums here in America, the upper tier seats offer a much better view of the match action and thus are much more costly than lower tier seats. You may think you’re “in the nosebleeds” but really the game is much more enjoyable to watch from the top. Of course, the fan participation is much more “colorful” down below. Whatever suits you.

Having Fun in London

Everything is free!


All of the national museums are free to the public and you will have a really hard time seeing more than 2 museums in a day, unless you just breeze through them. Throw in the public markets, the walks, and just stopping at eas many little pubs as you can and  filling the days are no problem. Personally, I love the national portrait gallery and always make a stop there to see their current exhibit. Also, the British Museum is insanely large and nearly impossible to get through in a single day, plus spending all day looking at antiquities can get a bit boring.

Here’s what I do: get up, go to Starbucks. Back to the hotel and write the blog. Out to breakfast at a local joint, some place where the construction guys are all eating. To the tube and off to say, the British Museum. Kick around there for a while and then off to lunch. London food is not as bad as everyone likes to make out and there are these things called “gastro pubs” which is just a fancy pub with really good food. Yes, they are a bit expensive but they have solid food and good beer. Of course you can always stop at some fish shop and have a good meal, but for me the key to the whole London experience is to stop some place, have a beer, move to some place else, have a beer, eat lunch, have a beer. You get the idea! I’ll even eat at Square Pie if there’s one in the area because, you guessed it, they serve beer.

The other thing I like to do is walk. I walk a lot in London. There are two really fun walks along the Thames, both north and south banks. They are like 3 miles long and there are all kinds of cool things to see. I’ve walked from Trafalgar square all the way along the river to the Tower of London and also along the south bank also to the Tower. The south bank is by far the better walk just because there’s so much more to see: the Tate Modern, the government buildings, etc. There’s a Young’s Brewery called the Founder’s Arms right there next to the Tate that offers some good food, great beer and a welcome relief from the seriousness of the Museum.

Yes, I’ve been to the Tower of London, it’s OK if overpriced. You should go at least once.

Local Customs

One of my favorite parts of London is that no one tips. The servers are all paid a living wage, they get sick leave, vacation time, and have health care so, living off tips in just not done. If someone, like the concierge, does something really nice for you you might give him a £5er and say, “have a pint on me” but other than that no one tips and, frankly I’d like to keep it that way.

Some people see tipping as a class issue — it’s like you’re saying that you’re better than they are — so don’t tip. EVER. Even when you have lunch somewhere and you pay with your credit card and there’s a tip line. Don’t tip.

On match day, the local custom is to get nicely pissed at a pub before the match. Drinking in the stadium is strictly regulated and very expensive anyway so save it for before and after. I like the Famous Cock because it is right outside of the Islington tube station and a short walk to the stadium.

The other thing you need to know is that standing in your seat is strictly forbidden — in fact, just read the “Terms and Conditions” set out by the club and follow them religiously. The last thing you want to do is something stupid that gets you kicked out of the stadium and banned for life.


Well, that’s pretty much my summary of how I get there, what I do, how I get tickets, and hopefully how I get home alive. This year I’m going over to see the Sunderland match and I’m making a point of visitng the Chelsea market and the Imperial War Musuem. Drop me a line if you’re in London at that time and I’ll see if I can’t pencil you in.

Also, if you have any suggestions of places to eat and things to do, please share them in the comments.

Sorry for the late blog but I just got to work and checked the site and noticed that I didn’t publish this.  I thought I pressed the “publish” button but I gueess not! Oh well…

See you tomorrow when Arsene Wenger reveals that he’s signed David Villa and Ashley Young for a combined total of £200m.

12 Responses to “How to get there, see a match, have fun, and get home alive.”

  1. 1 Matt
    January 5, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Thanks, Timothy…this is helpful. The wife and I are planning a trip for the fall – so we just now in the planning stages.

    Every time an American talks about matches in England, they talk about the no-standing rule, but I always see people standing at matches on TV. Is the rule really enforced?

  2. January 5, 2009 at 10:15 am

    The rule is enforced but everyone stands whenever there is a goal or other big event. Then they promptly sit back down.

    Also, if you are planning on going — even that far in advance — you may want to consider buying your tickets soon. The value of the dollar relative to the pound is almost certainly going to plummet over the next few months.

  3. 3 Brett
    January 5, 2009 at 11:31 am

    How much would you budget for a trip? Let’s say 4 days for a single game, 1 week for two games (ideal situation).

  4. January 5, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Right now, from Seattle, staying in a 4 star hotel, four nights, I’m paying $1,000 for tickets and lodging. There are a lot of deals right now, all of which end in March when the “high” season returns.

    Match tickets cost $80-$130 depending on where you sit.

    For food and transport in the city, gifts, and miscellaneous expenses I’d put about $100 a day, at least. My first time, I went to a nightclub where a Jack and Coke cost $20 but if you stick to beer they are between $5 and $7 each for an imperial pint which is 550ml (for comparison, a 12 oz bottle of beer is 336ml) The point is that beer is relatively cheap in London, that same size beer here in America in a bar, after tips and whatnot would probably be $10.

    So, for 4 nights (in February) plus 1 match ticket, you’re looking at $1500. I generally try to save $200 a month every year so that I’m well provisioned when the time comes.

    For 7 nights add another $400 for lodging and food and for a second match, add another $100. So, $2,000 for one person for 7 nights. Two people are a bit cheaper on a per person basis because you will save some $$ on the lodging.

    You could do it cheaper; small gifts, light boozing, cheap food, shittier hotel, etc. There are plenty of great deals on food and lodging if you don’t mind hunting for a bargain and sharing toilets. Maybe it’s the romantic in me, but I love crawling from pub to pub, meeting interesting people, having some beer, sharing stories and generally just imagining what life was like in London 100 years ago, while still having all the modern amenities.

    Another cheap and fun idea for gifts is to take a small digital camera with you and take pics of yourself doing all kinds of crazy stuff. Go to a photo printer and have them made into postcards, write something truly insane on the back, and send them home to people. I wasted a whole bunch of time doing that on my first trip.

  5. 5 briansenal
    January 5, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    how much does it cost to become a member of red level, for the duration period of one season of domestic league soccer of the premier league of the uk?

  6. January 6, 2009 at 3:47 am

    Brian, it’s £27-33 to be a red level member. If you keep that membership going, you eventually become a Silver level member (it takes like 5 years of being a red member to become a silver member). Silver members can buy match tickets 2 months in advance. I CAN’T WAIT!

  7. 7 Anthony Goodman
    January 6, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Hi Tim, I love your blog but only just just saw this piece. As Londoner in the US I wanted to point out that you are wrong about tipping. The going rate in the UK is 10% for taxis, restaurants etc. Basically whatever service you tip in the US you should tip in London but at 10% not 15%+

  8. January 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    You are literally the first English person I have ever heard that from.

    So, why did the bartenders give me back my money? All of them?

  9. 9 Anthony Goodman
    January 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    You must have a lucky face!

  10. January 6, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    I mean to say that I was told by everyone; bartenders, the concierge, people I just met, that tipping is pretty much not done. I’ve been there now 3 times and every time it’s the same.

    Maybe cabbies and restaurants get tips but I know for a fact that bartenders do not. My first time there I went to leave a £1 coin and the bartender said, “What’s that for then?” Every subsequent pub and it’s the same story.

    Same with the concierge. He got me my match tickets and I went to give him a £20 note as a tip because I was so happy and he explained to me in great detail how I wasn’t supposed to do that and that if I really felt obliged I could give him a fiver and say “have a pint on me” but that was it. I asked about the bars and restaurants and he said, no tipping.

    I get that story all the time when I’m there.

    Now, either it’s a great big British conspiracy on me the poor American or something doesn’t jibe with your story.

    Maybe you just tip cabbies?

  11. January 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm


    I just looked it up on Lonelyplanet and really there is no consensus…


    That’s not true, the consensus is that tipping is not compulsory like it is in the states, unless the restaurant owner adds it on to the bill!

  12. 12 Anthony Goodman
    January 6, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Hi Tim, you’re right about pubs (I used to get strange looks here when I first arrived as I didn’t know to tip the barman) but restaurants and taxis expect it. Often the service is included in restaurant bills, so that may be why they return your extra tip. Or else it’s a passive-aggressive response to you being an American in a gooner hat! Anthony

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