Archive for April 1st, 2008

01
Apr
08

Could someone please tape their heads shut?

It has begun.

Kolo started it, to be fair, by saying that Liverpool will be afraid of Arsenal and he has a good point: Arsenal did beat them 3 of 4 times last season.

But now the shit talking has begun in earnest with Gerrard saying that they are the most feared in Europe because of the comeback win in 2005. Then on comes Torres and Perry Groves and blah blah blah. Just play the game boys.

Speaking of which… looks like the two Liverpool owners will not be sitting next to each other at the Arsenal match. That’s too bad, I wonder which one of them is getting the china in the divorce? Hey! What? I had to get in my own shit talking ahead of the match.

Ok, but seriously…  the only story I care about is Cesc saying he wants to reach the finals.  He doesn’t care about a rematch against Barcelona, or anyone else who is in their way.  He wants to go to Moscow and win the trophy.  Good boy that Cesc, too bad he’s off to Spain in the summer.

Until tomorrow, kickers.

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01
Apr
08

Diaby nets 5 match ban

Diaby

Diaby maliciously attacks Steinsson. Bigfoot spotters are curious as to what the unnamed blob in the background is.

I just heard from a source inside the FA that they are set to make an example of Abou Diaby for his horror tackle on Sstteinnssson by handing out a 5 match ban.

Of course the press (who typically wait around in front of his house so they can get comments from him as he gets the morning paper) immediately reached Sir Alex Ferguson for comment.  He predictably  said

This must spell the end for Arsenal’s season, if not Wenger’s career. The referees have been letting that team get away with murder the last 4 years just because they play “pretty football” but everyone knows that Arsenal give far more than they get. I could show you Sweet Ronaldo’s shins after a match with them if you need proof. Maybe the FA could impose a life ban on Wenger as well, it is the manager who is responsible for his players actions. Uhhh, except Roy Keane. He was completely out of my control. Which is why he was so great. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!

Arsene Wenger has not released a statement as he did not have a clear view of the tackle and at the time was overheard saying “I did not see it.” Stay tuned to this channel for updates throughout the day.




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