20
Mar
09

Arsenal face Villareal then Porto in Champions League

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What got into you nut bars yesterday? The comments section was full of insanity. This is a sane, sober, and rational weblog and I expect you all will act accordingly. Now, stop stealing each others’ passwords and posting drivel.

Please use your real name to post drivel, like the jealous guy from that one blog.

Right, on to the news. Lesseee… uhh… did you guys hear about the Champions League draw yet? Some guy fondled a bowl full of balls and made a pretty awesome draw, I think.

First, Arsenal have the return leg advantage all the way to the final, meaning that a single away goal in the first leg of both matches makes their job super easy when they return to the Emirates for the second leg.

Second, in the next round they got matched with Villreal, the 4th place team in la Liga, who’s key players are a 62 year old future MLS star named Robert Pires and former Arsenal whipping boy and YouTube star Pascal Cygan.

Third, Porto is going to do the hard work and knock Manchest Untied out of the competition and Arsenal are going to face Porto in the semi-finals which will be a chance for Arsenal to get revenge over the last team to beat Arsenal (Roma doesn’t count).

Fourth, Liverpool drew Chelsea and Barcelona drew Bear Munching and that means that Liverpool and Chelsea will beat each other to death clearing the way for Barcelona to sweep their group and setting up a finale between Arsenal and Barcelona where we will get revenge over Thierry Henry for leaving us!

Awesome draw if you look at it that way, huh?

I don’t care what the bookies are saying (blah blah blah United) or what the Man Unit fans are saying (ZOMG WE WILL BHEAT THE WORLD OFF!!!) I’m going to enjoy my fantasy finale.

Hmmmm… 2-1 over Barcelona, Henry scores an own goal, E’to’o’ gains another apostrophe, and sad Barcelona fans start talking about buying up 3/4 of the Arsenal squad…

What else is going on?

Oh yeah, Arsenal are playing Newcastle tomorrow and I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Joey Barton will not be fit to take the pitch. The bad news is that Steven Taylor is in the team and picking up hints from super-c*nts Kevin Nolan and Nicky Butt — who are also available.

What the hell kind of team is Newcastle putting together? Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Nikki Butts, AND Steven Taylor? On the same fucking team? Isn’t there a law against that? Who passes the ball? I mean, does anyone in that midfield pass or do they just tackle each other to move the ball around?

I’m kinda happy that Cesc isn’t fit, I’d much rather Denilson soak up the tackles than Fabregas. Speaking of, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to see the 4-5-1 (or 4-2-3-1, whatever) with both Denilson and Song in along with Diaby in the midfield, those three have been showing a lot of steel lately and facing this pack of c*nthounds we’re going to need all the steel we can get.

After the Blackburn match, Arshavin made a remark about how they were the hardest tackling team he’d ever played against. He’s in for a surprise tomorrow because if he thought Blackburn are hard tackling, then Kevin Nolan, Steven Taylor, and Nikkiz Buttz are going to be like a gang of goats raping his family.

Or something.

Anyway, for our part, young Theo picked up an injury. This injury happened, not during training, but AFTER training, while WALKING. The dot com is saying that his knee locked up after the training session when he was walking back to the showers. Amazing. Damnit Wenger, why can’t you keep the boys healthy? Stop killing them by letting them walk back from training! They clearly need one of those motorized things that fat people in America go grocery shopping with.

Right, tomorrow’s match is live on Fox Soccer Channel at 10:30 am PST which means I’ll be liveblogging, so stop by if you want to hear me rant and rave about fat Americans and Kevin Nolan in real time.

Oh hey, one last bit of good news: Eduardo is being included in the squad! I see a late sub, Arsenal down 1-0, Eduardo comes on and scores a brace.

See you tomorrow!

P.S. Antipodean Gooner has a piece about how Arsenal’s fiscal world is falling apart and you should all check it out. The jist is that Arsenal Trust issued a report on the Arsenal financial report and it’s a refreshingly honest look at where all our money is going.   I thought I’d just let you all know.


19 Responses to “Arsenal face Villareal then Porto in Champions League”


  1. 1 Travis The Septopus
    March 20, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Really Favorable UCL draw. Id love to see Porto Knock off those bloody Manc’s but I’m not worried if United do get through to us by then we will have a full strength squad (knock Wood) and we can put them down …AGAIN like earlier this season

  2. 2 Tim
    March 20, 2009 at 8:51 am

    I forgot to mention the insane schedule ahead

    Newcastle United
    Manchester City
    Villarreal
    Wigan Athletic
    Villarreal
    Chelsea
    Liverpool
    Middlesbrough
    Porto
    Portsmouth
    Porto
    Chelsea
    Manchester United
    Stoke City
    UEFA Champions League Final
    The FA Cup Final

  3. 3 WC
    March 20, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Alas Porto knocking out the Mancs is wishful thinking. I believe we all know that in the back of our minds. Surely I would call up their manager personally and congratulate him if they did. I don’t fear the Mancs because we’ve shown over the years that no matter who is on our team, we’ve been able to match them and have even done doubles over them.

    Also Liverpool/Chelsea…….again………….for the fourth time in 5 years. The odds of that are astronomical and I think much of these draws are staged in one way or another.

  4. 4 Manuel from Sarandi
    March 20, 2009 at 9:11 am

    The correct terminology is “Copa Libertadores” not Champions League.

  5. 5 Lanesra
    March 20, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Who can’t be delighted with that CL draw? If we don’t stuff Villareal then we shouldn’t be there. Yes, then a chance to stick Manure all over the pitch and watch Fab and Rooney in a pizza face-off for afters…
    My preferred team for the CL semi:
    Alumnia, Sagna, Toure (captain), Gallas, Clichy (but Gibbs has been outstanding and Clichy needs to work on his crosses), Walcott (IF he doesn’t get yet another injury), Fab, Song (who has been playing so well of late), Nasri, Dudu, van P. Bench: Eboue, Diaby, Gibbs, Djourou, Bendtner.
    We’ll need luck but most of all we need to be passionate and organised. I feel in my waters that this is our year!

  6. March 20, 2009 at 9:35 am

    haha, i wish Porto will go through..and i guess that we have pretty decent chance against porto as well

  7. 7 Bongo
    March 20, 2009 at 10:38 am

    We have the home advantage of the second leg on both the quarters and semi’s so I’ve already put a 7/1 bet on Arsenal winning the champions league, I only see Liverpool as a threat and there’s no possibility of meeting them until the final.

    That would be a brilliant final. Although Barcelona would be an interesting one, I think Henry went at just the right time to get a good price for him and I don’t think it would be too bad to lose against them if he scored the winning goal, I’d say it would be a pyrric victory for him if that did happen, I can’t see him celebrating too hard, unless he got stick from the Arsenal fans. I wonder if Hleb would get some game time in that match.

  8. 8 Bongo
    March 20, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Lanesra, while I like most of your choices for team, I’d place consistent performer Denilson in the squad in place of the Diaby, because on a bad day Diaby is invisible, Denilson has earned his place in the squad. I’d start him in place of Song too.

    The problem is Fab has been out for so long it’s hard to tell who will play best alongside him when he comes back. The team has had to learn to play without him and to be honest they’ve just gotten to the point where they figured out how, the problems at the start of the season where (in my opinion) due to the fact that everything had to go through fab, nobody else had to do anything but get the ball to him and teams figured out how neutralize him as a threat. Since he’s been out everyone in midfield has had to do their share of creating chances and if we can keep that way of playing and add fab’s ingenuity to the mix we’ll be unstoppable.

    I would start Bendtner ahead of Eduardo too, his power, pace and presence have been game winners for us even in matches where he’s failed to score, I think Dudu would make an excellent impact sub, plus his partner ship with Vela means I’d put him in, in place of djourou, Song can slot into the CB position if needed.

  9. 9 Tim
    March 20, 2009 at 11:42 am

    I think they’re all three consistently inconsistent, but Song and Diaby are playing much better than Denilson right now. Diaby has had a couple of monster games in the last week. So much so that he got the France call up, over Vieira.

  10. 10 caribkid
    March 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I’ll be missing the pitter patter on this site for a few weeks as the missus and I get some Caribbean sea, wind and sun.

    Probably won’t be able to see the games and I make it a point never to take a laptop on a vacation.

    Hopefully we will still be in the FA and sitting above Villa when I get back.

    Until then Tim and fellow bloggers, and keep up the good work.

  11. 11 barnaby
    March 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    There’s simply no denying this is the mother of all perfect draws for Arsenal. It’s still unlikely we win it but this draw can only help us and hurt the others. The resurgent chels and unstoppable in europe pool will exhaust each other, porto has a history as a mancs nemesis, we have a fine record against portuguese teams, the road immediately ahead looks very inviting. I’m not going to jinx us any further than that.

    I would pair rvp and eduardo up front, we need some composure in our strikers in these next games, and these guys just have to score.
    As for theos injury, having some experience with meniscus injuries, if i read correctly this will either be a minor or major problem, not much middle ground here, either he’s back in a week or it could be invasive surgery and months, as he adds an extra dimension to attack this is not what we needed. Also, eventhough i’m still not excited about our midfield options i would pair diaby and song in cm, they seem to be in the best form right now, if either underperforms sub in denilson.

  12. 12 barnaby
    March 20, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Have a great holiday CK, sounds ideal.

  13. March 20, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Thanks for the referral, Tim.

    Villareal’s a pretty good side, but at least they’re not English. For some reason, I’m really nervous about us facing English sides. They know we’re crap. I think the rest of Europe still respects us. And if you ever bump into Gerrard, let him know that you fry ice-cream by covering the ice-cream ball with a batter made of bread crumbs, and then freezing it, and than frying it for a few seconds. You’re really only frying the batter/bread crumbs, and the ice-cream stays cold.

  14. 14 Travis The Septopus
    March 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Manuel We get it there’s another team called Arsenal in Argentina. They Dont have the same players and dont play in the UCL. They Have a crappy Logo and seem to have never had any major accolades. They Wear stupid light blue strips and have 2 whole international players and are sitting in eighth place. Any other fun fact Manuel.

  15. March 20, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Have a great time Caribkid, I’m officially jealous.

  16. March 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    I know who Manuel from Sarandi is. He’s not who he’s pretending to be.

  17. 17 Trav The Chav
    March 20, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    “Manuel” I think you’re thinking of Copa sudamerica (sp) not Libertadores. Get it right

  18. 18 matt
    March 20, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Tim, Google Reader is having a tough time with your blog at that moment.

    Yesterday (Thursday) nothing appeared as new until after 12 central time.
    Today (Friday) nothing appeared as new. Full stop.
    All other feeds are working fine.

    Trivial, but if you could look into it, that would be sweet. I live and die by Reader. It’s a problem, I know.

    • March 21, 2009 at 7:38 am

      Hey Matt, I’ve been late with the blog lately which explains Thursday and as for Friday, I’ve had problems with some of my feeds in gReader too but I’ll double check


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